Prepare yourself for a swine flu pandemic

4nd: My optimist wife thinks I might have swine flu, especially as I had a flu jab in November.

cashexpert: This time last yr we were dealing with swine flu, today we have a guy with measles in Bne. Wow, measles huh

jefffyke: @ConanOBrien I’m more worried about the white spot on your finger next to your fingernail. Looks like swine flu…

Anthony_Lewis_: Help…i have either tami flu or swine flu…cold hands and feet yet very high temperature? http://bit.ly/c0nEAJ

Anthony_Lewis_: I took the swine flu shot last week and have developed muscle wealkness,i am also taking omnicef.? http://bit.ly/bvSi7s

anthonyreed1990: Home Remedies for Swine Flu Can be Safe and Effective: While we anxiously await the approach of the flu season an… http://bit.ly/cAcZq9

GioDKNYVersace: @iGo2thaGo right bitches damn near be coughing on ya neck n shyt like wud u like my swine flu hell no

TM_Outbreak: Efforts Put Forth to Reassess Swine Flu Vaccine Safety – International Business Times Australia… http://bit.ly/abGeTp (via @swineflucure_)

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shaedollface: @dt_b1 LMFAO! nooo darren you know that girl looked like beetlejuice with swine flu

SwineFluGuru: Swine Flu on Flickr – Photo Sharing! http://bit.ly/dq034i

constanthealth: Efforts Put Forth to Reassess Swine Flu Vaccine Safety http://bit.ly/bn0rhq

HelsinkiVip: H5N1: Finnish government says country clear of swine flu http://bit.ly/bR7gVx

soulsole: Yoooooooooooooooooooooo what’s up wit ol girl walking around campus with the swine flu mask 0.o

swinefluexpert: 4 more swine flu deaths in India, toll rises to 1401 http://bit.ly/bSZh0J

h1n1_news_org: DE Swine Flu #Death (WMDT Salisbury) http://bit.ly/akKas1

cassiekinz: the next person to say "the day u follow me is the day pigs fly" im gunna flipin shoot u! pigs DO fly. hellowwwww? swine flu!
**Mrs.Bead …

heirloomcarrot: @phil_hellmuth think the dealer at your table may have swine flu. LOL

stanlee: :: I are to be habing some sort of swine flu (not really, but it feels like it). #SlowlyDying

kastatroy: Funeral service killa season swine flu its a lot of shit going on right nowLmao dis nigga cam is a fool

ThatGurlBridget: #whenswineflucame it turned from "bless you" to "Swine flu" LMfao

swineflucure_: New post: Efforts Put Forth to Reassess Swine Flu Vaccine Safety – International Business Times Australia (http://cli.gs/AHZqS)

TheMsBemi: When the Swine flu happened #iheardchucknorris scared it back into Mexico.

honi_ghost: @nanjessss okay my story: Soshi was filming the show xyz and Sica is sleepy, but Yuri has swine flu so she has no one to lean on to sleep.

charlesgoffnett: @andrewkfromaz swine flu knows no sexuality

CJLawless: What happens when you make fun of people with ’swine flu’? You get sick….

Anthony_Lewis_: Swine flu out of proportion? http://bit.ly/csi5iu

FiveStarTiff: @naturalet i have a whole new strain of swine flu bc of this phone situation, i came back from the gym, turned it on, and it was like F U

news4u2: H1N1 Flu Spreads Slower Than Seasonal Flu: Study: The H1N1 swine flu appears to spread more slowly than "regular"… http://bit.ly/bjRF0I

news4u2: 4 more swine flu deaths in India, toll rises to 1401: Four more people have succumbed to influenza A (H1N1) in In… http://bit.ly/c6MTNk

darlosworld: Whatever happened to Swine flu?

lacyduckie: RT @comictherapy: Pigs should sue, protesting the word "swine" and "swine flu" as derogatory misleading messages like AT&T said ab Verizon and their maps.

bahamianchique: #iheardchucknorris used his sperm as the cure for swine flu..this man can do anything

NailahD: @_ZMOE_ lol don’t u dare wish that on me! I have regular flu, not that swine flu crap..lol

carolinenc25: @sarahnc90 me too! lol im feelin a lot better than i was..but i was bad off, i have been to see him sick b4, but swine flu? ..yeah..no way!

YourDNAknows: 4 more swine flu deaths in India, toll rises to 1401 http://ow.ly/16LEju

SwineFluHeds: Lewiston (ID) KLEW: Health officials: over 12,000 were vaccinated for H1N1 locally . More #Swine Flu #news – http://tinyurl.com/lwe3fk

Anthony_Lewis_: Swine flu out of proportion? http://bit.ly/caEQgv

trinitymallmedi: H1H1 (Swine Flu): New Study Reveals That Vaccinating Children … http://bit.ly/bVoRqP

SwineFluGuru: Hear how UTMB labs helped beat swine flu http://bit.ly/cJAHQA

bhealthyagain: Swine Flu – Alternative Medicine Solutions | BusinessVn Health Tips: Swine Flu – Alternative Medicine Solutions S… http://bit.ly/bbbFmv

_ZMOE_: RT @NailahD Body so sore! Nose super stuffy. Throat mad hurtin.<–swine flu lmfao JK

carolinenc25: @sarahnc90 yw:) wish i could have been there, but i dont think @JMCOfficial would have appreciated gettin swine flu..:P

TBS31: RT @MrHorton18 Damn its a lot of pigs out. Hope I dnt catch the swine flu from these dirty ass cops …ha ha ha ha

2012_is_Real: http://bit.ly/aUppZB The real truth about Goverment Coverups, Swine Flu Pandemics

ATKleanKut: RT @MrHorton18: Damn its a lot of pigs out. Hope I dnt catch the swine flu from these dirty ass cops

mindmystifying: @jp_thevault Lmao.. no swine flu… ur a fool.. Haha its worse.. bad ass kidney infection…. Lmao gonna get the antibiotics soon!! Hahaha

jp_thevault: @MindMystifying Swine flu!!! Oh nooooo!! Get better homegirl…get some brandy, make a tati…always make me feel better. Need the recipe?

OMGitsTonyRowe: The_Takeover by @herdemisemyrise is sicker than the swine flu! #herdemisemyrise Pick it up on iTunes now!!!!

trackswineflu: [News] 4 more swine flu deaths in India, toll rises to 1401: Four more people have succumbed to influenza A (H1N1… http://bit.ly/c6MTNk